i is gay

i wuz n da fat bois grup

i ben using hookt on fonics to imprub my engrish

i be takin a cors callt hooked on foniks. I dont no what fonics be but my englis be getting better. here be a pikshur of me:

fat funky fine

Jus got out da jail

mayne i needs ta pay my rikets cuz dey had a worent out fo me an dey arrstd me. i had ta stay in jail fo a cupla weeks, i wuz in dur wif a man named leeroy. he put his ding aling in my booty hole an i went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! cuz it hurted/

my booty hole still bleed.

chile s'pote

i saw thabbius at joobanyle cote lass week. we bofe b hine n payments, an we wuz in jail.

tabbius, less pay ow spote togefer! we needs ta set a gut xampil...

I B rockin mayne

lemme tell yall bout my weeken:

lass week i went 2 da club. dey kickd me out cuzz i smeld like ass. den i went to da hot wang joint. dey be habin dans contesses an i did da runnin mayne an da cabig pach. i dansd 4 2 ow ahs. den my chess startd 2 hoyt. dey callt da ambolance an dey put ddem thangs on my chess 2 bring me bak alibe.

I gettin tired of Thaddeis mattews

He really makes me look bad. everwhere i go in the sity, they be saying hey thaddeus. i tell them i am not him an they say we hat thadd.