About Me
- Maddeus Sagaustus Thatthews
- I am fat. I do not enjoy paying my bills. I have bastard children with all sorts of cheap women and I had to be threatened with jail time in order for me to pay. Sometimes people confuse me with Thaddeus Matthews, a similarly named buffoon who is also a repo man who does not pay his bills and is also behind on his child support payments. Because of this confusion, I have no choice but to go onto his blog to set things straight. I enjoy going to the zoo (but I've had to stop going lately, because they keep mistaking me for a gorilla named "Leroy" and they keep capturing me and putting me in a cage). I also like online pornography, something else me and Thaddeus Matthews have in common. I also enjoy making money from reposessing poor people's cars. The car lot pays me a few hundred dollars to get people's used cars because they are behind on their payments. This is ironic, because like Thaddeus Matthews, I profit from people not paying their bills, when in fact, neither Thad nor I pay our own bills. By the way, the picture I use for my profile is a promotional photo from my short stint in the rap group "The Fat Boys".
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